Two-Panel Tech Meme Comic

Prompt

{   "type": "two-panel meme comic",   "layout": {     "structure": "vertical split with black divider bars containing white text",     "top_header_text": "{argument name=\"top panel header\" default=\"MEANWHILE...\"}",     "middle_divider_text": "{argument name=\"bottom panel header\" default=\"USERS AFTER A WEEK OF CRYPTIC VAGUE-POSTING:\"}"   },   "panels": [     {       "position": "top",       "setting": "bright office environment",       "character": "smug man with a beard, wearing a black hoodie with 'OpenAI' text, eyes closed, smiling, holding a black mug with the OpenAI logo and rising steam",       "ui_elements": {         "count": 2,         "items": [           "Tweet mockup: Profile 'OpenAI Employee' with verified checkmark, handle '@openai', text '{argument name=\"tweet text\" default=\"feeling codexy today 😎\"}', date '4:41 PM · Apr 16, 2026'",           "Notification mockup: Dark theme, orange lightning bolt icon, text 'ANTHROPIC Releases Opus 4.7 3:00 PM BST'"         ]       },       "sticky_notes": {         "count": 3,         "items": [           "Yellow note: 'big week soon™'",           "Light blue note: 'can't say much... ;)'",           "Pink note: 'stay tuned!'"         ]       }     },     {       "position": "bottom",       "setting": "dark, cobweb-filled room at a messy desk",       "character": "skeleton wearing a dark hoodie with '{argument name=\"skeleton hoodie text\" default=\"REFRESH ADDICT\"}', resting its skull on its bony hand in despair",       "desk_objects": {         "count": 6,         "items": [           "Computer monitor displaying the X (Twitter) dark mode interface",           "Black mug with text 'C'MON OPENAI'",           "Smartphone screen showing '11:59:59 refreshing...' with a loading spinner",           "Digital clock displaying red text '12:00:01 AM'",           "3 energy drink cans",           "Scattered crumpled paper balls"         ]       },       "sticky_notes_and_signs": {         "count": 4,         "items": [           "Yellow note (left): 'Day 7 still no news...'",           "Green note (on monitor): 'stop vague posting and DROP SOMETHING AMAZING!'",           "Pink note (right): '{argument name=\"user complaint note\" default=\"just release SPUD or the Codex super app already!\"}'",           "Cardboard sign (far right): 'MAKE SOMETHING AMAZING. PLEASE.'"         ]       }     }   ] }