Luxury Bag Meets Discount Chaos Poster

Prompt

A vertical 9:16 luxury-fashion parody advertising poster with a single centered handbag as the hero product, designed as a brutal collision between ultra-premium maison branding and chaotic Chinese e-commerce discount graphics. The top half should feel like an elegant Hermes-style campaign: a warm beige and taupe atelier interior with soft morning window light, shallow depth of field, refined wall paneling, a wooden worktable, and visible artisan tools including exactly 6 workshop elements around the bag: a brush cup with several brushes on the left, a small ceramic vase on the far left, a leather awl or burnishing tool on the table front left, a knife-like leather tool on the table front left edge, an adjustable desk lamp on the right, and a spool of thread on the right. At the top center place a gold luxury logo with a horse-and-carriage icon above the word HERMÈS and PARIS beneath it, followed by one giant serif headline reading BIRKIN in gold. In the center, show one large structured crocodile-embossed Birkin-style handbag in {argument name="bag color" default="warm greige taupe"}, front-facing, highly detailed leather texture, polished gold hardware, upright handles, sitting on the tabletop, photographed like a premium product shot. Across the right-middle of the bag, add one torn-paper rip effect revealing aggressive discount advertising underneath; around the tear add exactly 5 digital glitch accents in neon magenta, green, cyan, black, and white. On the torn area place exactly 3 visible Chinese promo stickers layered diagonally: a small red sticker reading 福利价, a large red sticker reading 百亿补贴, and a black sticker with bright outline reading 亿补贴. The bottom third of the poster should erupt into a loud comic-book and livestream-sale visual explosion with torn-paper separation from the luxury upper half. Use saturated red, yellow, white, black, and cyan with sharp starburst shapes, speed lines, heavy outlines, and flying gold coins. Include exactly 7 bottom promotional text blocks: 1 large central red banner reading 百亿补贴, 1 red rounded rectangle below it with the Pinduoduo logo and the text 拼多多, 2 side banners partially cropped with 拼多多, 2 additional yellow-red 百亿补贴 bursts at the lower left and lower center, and 1 handwritten black calligraphy slogan at the lower right reading 砍一刀. Add one extra handwritten black phrase at the lower left reading 只需9...